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Doctor Who's Girl Problem →
thewaryfangirl:
“Amy’s parents were wished back into existence and she barely bats an eye. Amy’s daughter is stolen from her and she barely bats an eye. But she’s willing to end her marriage because her torture at the hands of an assassin group means that she’s barren and her husband really wants kids. Oh, and she’s a model because God forbid Moffat pass up an opportunity to have Karen Gillan...
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prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
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OMG THESE ARE AWESOME ASK ME STUFF
hazelgracelancaster:
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it? Ron Weasley: Something you’re afraid of? Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else. Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can’t do any, what’s the best...
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darvillains:
matt smith is just 50% limbs and 50% ears now
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
starlightinthetardis:
There’s a kookaburra in backyard, he’s been staring at me for ten minutes straight. Why won’t he leave?
#australiaproblems
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Could we enter John Barrowman next year for...
comealongpondd:
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thegestianpoet:
my fav part about the sound of music is how there’s an entire musical number devoted to a guy warning a girl about how certain men might turn out to be jerks and how she’s unaware of the dangers of giving her heart away
and then he literally dumps her to become a nazi
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
i just heard a noise from downstairs so walked down quietly with my fists raised and checked the bathroom and there was complete silence until at my left ear i heard movement and felt something touch my skin so i pummeled my fist in that direction and that’s the story of how i demolished an air freshener with a motion sensor
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OH MY GOD, THE ASSIGNMENT FROM HELL IS FINALLY OVER. It’s more than double the word limit and is 25 pages long, but is only worth 40% of my grade for this class. I shall be giving them a seriously cranky review in the end of course survey….
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itsasecretbitches:
shehlovee:
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
this times a...
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pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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Our internet has now been out for three hours and I’m starting to get twitchy…..
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I just ate a raspberry marshmallow that tasted like the smell of my brother’s deodorant. What the fuck, marshmallow company? *gags repeatedly*
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people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
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eddie-the-coconut-head:
tardisparkingonly:
The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.
go home
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gallifreyanpanicmoon:
avenger-of-time:
ridingsheepinnewzealand:
oopsishittedagain:
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420goku:
420goku:
MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY
i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
bitch that’s a fucking cookie crumble
Nope, Golden Gaytime
Shit,...
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